The Dead SeePresident Scrolls
The (not-so-) Secret Index

The First Edition
Cover..................................................01 Title Page.............................................02 Content 01. About the Discordian Society.......................16 02. The Discordian Society Symbol......................17 The Eristesque Principle The Eristic Principle The Pentagon and The Apple of Discord 03. ...................................................18 04. What we know about Eris............................20 The Myth of the Apple of Discord 05. ..................................................... 06. The Erisian Movement in General....................21 07. The House of the Apostles of Eris..................22 08. The Golden Apple Corps.............................23 09. The Office of High Priesthood......................24 The Erisian Orthodoxy The Heretic Fringe & Protestant Persuasion 10. The Compilers Of Truth--Esoteric...................25 The Five Apostles, Saints and Like Personages 11. The Eposkoposes....................................27 12. The Administry.....................................28 13. Dept. of the Erisian Archives......................29 14. Dept. of Symbols, Emblems, Certificates, and Such..30 The Official Discordian Numbering System 15. ..................................................... 16. Dept. of Projects..................................32 Dept. of the Miscellaneous Notes to Principia Discordia...........................33
APPENDICES
Routing Slip..............................................00 A01. Certificate of Legionnaireship.......................03 A02. What must you do to save us?.........................04 A03. Enunciating!!!!!.....................................05 A04. Hail Eris!!!!!.......................................06 DS Data Sheet A05. Announcement.........................................07 A06. Discordianism According To Malaclypse (The Younger)..08 The Eristian Movement A07. The Eristic Movement..............................09 The Eristesque Movement A08. Hold Everything!!!!!.................................10 A09. On Behalf Of Eris....................................11 A10. Philosophical Function of the Discordian Society.....12 A11. The Myth Of Ichabod..................................13 A12. The Disorganization Table............................15 A13. Are you a Discordian?................................34 What is the Discordian Society? The History of the Erisian Movement A14. The Organisation of the Erisian Movement..........35 How can you become a Discordian? A15. Thomas Robert Malthus................................36 How the West was Found: Afterword by the Rev.DrJon