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DEPT. OF PROJECTS
Oh, yes, we have Projects.
One of them is The University of Discordian, which is still
in the planning stage. When completed though, it will have a
whole catalog full of courses (with no place to teach them) and
will offer a Widower of Arts degree to all Discordians interested.
Another Project is Switzerland--it seems that Lord Omar has
discovered that there is a secret plot to overthrow Switzerland
in which 11 small countries of MMMMMM Europe will confiscate the
gold in the Swiss banks. Being a good natured fellow at heart,
Lord Omar has offered The Discordian Society Treasury for the
purpose of Switzerland to hide their gold in for safe keeping.
The consulate has not yet answered our offer, (and our information
about The Plot), but we are sure that they will take us up on it.
For more information about this, read Book I of The Honest Book
of Truth, "The Fourth Pillar--Our Plan to Liberate Switzerland".
And we have a Project for getting new members.
And we plan to keep accumulating Projects as we go along.
You need not be an Episkopos to help on (or have your own) Project--
anyone interested may participate (in fact, participation in a
Project is one way for a Legionnaire to be ascended to a Disciple).
DEPT. OF THE MISCELLANEOUS
is just what it says it is.
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