DISCORDIANISM ACCORDING TO MALACLYPSE (THE YOUNGER)

THE DISORGANIZATION TABLE ("TD")


1. THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT
  1. The House of the Apostles of Eris (The "Eristocracy")
	1. The Golden Apple Corps (Keepers of The Sacred Chao)
	2. Office of High Priesthood
		1. Erisian Orthodoxy
		2. Heretic Fringe & Protestant Persuasion
	3. Compilers of Truth--Esoteric
		1. Epistolary
		2. Holy Works
			(Inspirational, historical, philosophical, etc.)
	4. The Five Apostles, Saints, and Like Personages
	5. Episkoposes

  2. The Legion of Dynamic Discord
	1. Disciples of Eris
	2. Legionnaires
  3. The Administry
	1. Bureau of Erisian Archives
	2. Bureau of Symbols, Emblems, Certificates, and Such
	3. Bureau of The Secretariat
	4. Bureau of Projects
	5. Bureau of The Miscellaneous

2. THE ERISTIC MOVEMENT
  1. Eristic Avatars
  2. Compilers of Truth--Lay
  3. Eristianism At Large

3. THE ERISTESQUE MOVEMENT
  1. Orders of Eris
	1. The Knights of the Five Sided Temple
		1½. The Communist Infiltrated Auxiliary of the above
	2.  Ichabod College
	3. The Defamation League--Underground
	4.  Apocalyptic Prophets Local #666
	5. The Bowel Movement
  2. Eristesquianism At Large



THIS IS BINDING ON ALL FRINGE HERETICS & PERSUADED PROTESTANTS [UNDER]
THE AUTHORITY OF HIGH PRIEST MALACLYPSE (THE YOUNGER), K.C.

THIS IS PROBABLY NOT OF ANY INTEREST WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE ELSE.
IF YOU ARE OF THIS LaTTER CATAGORY: IT IS A ROTTEN SHAME THAT YOU
HAVE READ ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE LAST WORD.

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