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Eristewquians think that they are anti-discord and that they are
promoting Order--but we know better, and quietly draft them into
the Society.
FOR A MORE COMPLETE DISSERTATION ON DISCORDIANSIM ACCORDING TO
MALACLYPSE (THE YOUNGER), SEE HIS HOLY WORK PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
which should be avaliable in a year or two.
In the name of Our Lady of Discord--Eris; by the hand of Malaclypse
(the Younger), K.C., Omniscient Polyfather of Virginity-in-gold,
and High Priest of The Heretic Fringe and Protestant Persuastion.
HAIL ME
HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!
(A note from Lord Omar)
Lately, there has been some delightful confusion within the
Society about the TD and DT. In "order" to clear this up, and
make way for fresh chaos (which is how we rationalize this sort
of operation), I should like to now timidly propose some (5) basic
guidelines-in-the-public-interest for the general welfare of Our
Society:
1) That The Keepers (or, if you prefer: Holders) of The Chao,
and only they, be permitted to issue TD's and DT's.
2) That TD's represent the physical, outward manifestation
of the Society--which is to be called, when differentiation is
NECESSARY: The Discordian Society (Proper).
3) That DT's be understood to represent the mystical, inner
state of the Society--which is called: The Discordian Society
(Improper).
4) That only Malaclypse (The Younger) be authorized to issue
TD's and only Lord Ravenhurst be permitted to issue DT's.
5) That the table with the latest date, in each case, wins:
and that, for numbering documents, a TD or DT preceed the number,
whichever is appropriate to the mood of he who numbers documents.
All Tables, like all else, will--of course--be subject [to]
change.
In conclusion, I wish to stress that the above ground [rules]
are nothing more than suggestions from the Office of the Bull
Goose: any Discordian disobeying them will be excommunicated
&/or buried alive.
--O.K.R.
Bull:DT:l-2.1;4:18:64
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