ENUNCIATING!!!!!
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	The Eristesque Gallery Of Discrodamic Art -- A Division Of
The Bureau Of The Erisian Archives And The Library Of The Epis-
tolary.
	In answer to many (5) requests for a service of this kind,
The Discordian Society will begin to offer a selected seris of
the finest postcard-sized illustrations (in full color) which
belong to the Discrodamic School Of Art -- A Division Of The
University Of Discordia -- and which will be available from The
Office Of The Bull Goose at the special price of ten cents each.
	These illustrative works of happenstance are not "Discordian"
or "ideological" in the ordinary sense of the term. They are,
however, Discrodamic and idiotic.  They represent the combined
efforts of an unbeffudled postcard printer and a brainless print-
ing press; this they are works of pure intuition and blind luck,
qualified as the best and pure manifestation of The Mystical
Orgasm Of Eris -- impossible for the conscious Discordian to
create.
	None of these are reproductions:  they are all actual mistakes
in their original form with nothing added to adulterate their
simple ugliness.
	(Discrodamic:  A term compounded from the following words:
discord; Cro-Magnon; goddamned; and dynamic.)
	The Gallery will issue bulletins, from time to time, listing
the titles of all available originals and how many of each title
are available.  They will be sold on a first-come, first-served
basis. Substitutions will be made for late orders.
	All proceeds from this endeavor will go to The University Of
Discordia Foundation's FUND FOR THE BREA ICE HOUSE. The Official
Discordian Post Card Company, formerly at this address, hereby
announces its bankruptcy.
    Every HPFIVIG, BATS and KOTKOVT in Our Society should have
a private collection of these exquisite, dirt-cheap masterpieces.

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